One man, One forest, One bra...
We are looking for information leading to the identification and eventual capture of the sinister individual who has become known as 'The Forest Bra Molester'.
A single photograph left at Fab Cafe Manchester has sparked a controversy that frankly has dwarfed Watergate, made a mockery of the JFK assassination and left all involved in a deep unwaking coma.
However from the burning cinders of people's former lives has arisen something resembling a fan club, and this is where you come in.

We would like to purchase the bra!
No, you didn't read that wrong, we want that bra! (it says here).
So if you are the Forest Bra Molester, step up, now is your time to right all the wrongs your career has spawned, your time to shine as the Forest Bra Molester and your chance to give something back (the bra) to the community of adoring fans you have somehow managed to create.

Balls of steel!
If you do get in touch, we will pay you £100 for the bra in the photo and will extend an invite to an upcoming event where we will present you with your blood mon... sorry, prize, along with the opportunity to say hi to your growing legion of victi... fans, yes fans, that's the word...

Items of clothing all over the place...
So you picked up the bra, well we're throwing down the gauntlet!
Get in touch, we look forward to hearing from you...